this is a new SuperTwins section... created as an emergency response to the unprecedidented avalanche of entries to a caption competition on the Rolling News page.

goodness knows where this is going, I'm still reeling in shock that people will go to so much effort to win a pair of SuperTwins knickers! (you can buy them on the gear page!)

14. And as both riders realised that they were stuck in the seats of the bikes they decided that they should make the most of posing for the camera.

12. Neil thinks to himself, “If he messes up my new paint work with that beard I’ll make sure that there’s no hair on either pole of his head”

11. As les realised that he could no longer stand up again Neil thought to himself “maybe I’ll make the seat a bit more upright”

10. Les saying.. ' Ive found the lable, it does say in this fairing, hand wash at 40 degrees, no detergents'

9. "Er Les dumping on the back tyre won't give you extra grip"

8.`I think I had better run through how the controls work once more....'

7. "That guy's got his head on upside down!"

6. "Les, I think it has shrunk in the wash"

5. "The head streamlining is not the same colour!!!"

4. "I left a bit of mine down there, too!"

3. "I don’t care what he says sniffing the fuel does not make you go faster!
On second thoughts!"

2. "Yes your bum does look big on that"

1. "Neil considers shaving his beard off after Les traps his for the third time that morning"